Internet real estate, taken far too seriously
Own a tiny piece of the internet.
Pick a spot. Choose a color. Receive a certificate. That's it.
No utility. No blockchain. Just pixels.
The public wall
Buy a pixel. Seriously.
*Two pixels. CHF 2 minimum checkout. Hover to inspect, drag to select, and scroll to zoom.
OwnAPixel.ch certifies that
YOU OWN
INTERNET.
Included with every purchase
Proof that you spent money on pixels.
Receive an official pixel ownership certificate, complete with your name, purchase date, coordinates, pixel count, unique certificate ID, and a QR code linking directly to your tiny estate.
Download the PDF. Frame it. Explain it to confused visitors.
Acquire something frame-worthyThe acquisition desk
Claim your coordinates.
Draw shapes, letters, logos, or a rectangle of impeccable restraint. Every selected pixel costs CHF 0.50. Orders require at least two pixels and a CHF 2 minimum total.
Probably the least necessary purchase you'll make today.